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Previously this season on Vanderpump
Rules.

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Katie Maloney, will you marry me?

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Of course!

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Everybody's been welcoming. No one's
punched me in the face or called me a

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yet. So that's good. The other girls are
just gonna love this lala.

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Or not.

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Your own family has noticed a change in
your personality.

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I don't give a... Christina cares a lot
more about being popular than about

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being loyal.

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I just don't feel like she's my friend
anymore like you totally are. It's a

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shame to let that friendship go.

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Get down the toilet.

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Hi, welcome to Hooters.

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She's not moving in with you. No, no,
no. She's not moving in. She's not

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in, right? She's not moving in, I
promise. How am I going to fit all this

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apartment? I've officially hit the point
where living with Brittany is...

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Too much. I really thought I was going
to miss you, Kristen, but I've honestly

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been thinking more about Lala.

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He thinks that he's getting laid. He's
gone. Get out of my face!

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You're still crazy about Kristen.

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I would never, ever, ever get back
together with that fucking douchebag. I

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missed you, Kristen.

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We were definitely boning. It's very
weird that I get jealous when James

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me that he slept with Kristen. He
absolutely has feelings for her still.

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You, my bandmate Isaac, have the song.
Let's touch the public.

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Action!

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Let's get people off their ass. Get them
dancing.

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Stassi's living with Kristen now? Am I
going to finally see her? I haven't seen

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her in I don't know how long. You had a
boss and you had a good friend. And

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you're f***ed up.

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I just want to make things right with
people that I actually care about.

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This is the first time I've heard Stassi
admit she was wrong. Could we maybe

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have our engagement party at your house?
I do not want Stassi or Kristen there.

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No Kristen, no Stassi. I'm letting you
know she doesn't want you there.

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This blows.

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You don't know me. You don't know my
life.

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James is this young little brat.

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What is your issue with me? You're
obnoxious, man.

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I don't know, I have to take a red eye
back to Hawaii to go to court I feel

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I'm in jail right now

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Take me back home.

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If you feel the day.

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Leave me at my door.

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Hi. Hi.

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I'm in the kitchen.

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I'm washing these dishes because I knew
you'd be mad if you came home when

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they're not ready.

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How was it?

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How was your flight?

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Well, the court and everything was fine.

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It's the flying, the sleeping, no
eating. That's what's bothering me. I

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gone to bed in 24 hours. And then the
two days before that, I had to be up at

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a .m. My flight got delayed, and my TV
was stuck in German.

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Oh, my God, that's the worst.

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It couldn't have gotten any worse.

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My hope for this trip was to get in and
get out, go see my lawyer, get my

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charges dropped down from a felony to a
misdemeanor, and get out.

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And that's exactly what happened.

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So, you're on probation now.

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Basically, all I do is just keep my nose
clean, and it goes away. It's not even

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going to be on my record. Nothing. It's
like it never happened.

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I'm exhausted.

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I know. I just want you to be happy to
see me. I'm happy to see you. I really

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am.

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I'm really happy.

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I'm glad you get away from me for a day.

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I just want some peace and quiet.

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I haven't slept in 24 hours. I'm coming
home to construction next door.

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Like, I don't want to live here. We're
on top of each other. I'm a clean freak,

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and I hate what it looks like in that
closet.

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It only looks like that in the closet
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clothes. I know that.

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That's why I'm saying please, please
help me get an apartment.

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Where are we going to move?

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That's your job. I don't know where
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All you have to do is go online and find
one. I had a fucking boob job. I can't.

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But I know that you can sit in bed and
go online and do this. And then you're

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gone to freaking Hawaii. When am I
supposed to schedule an appointment?

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thinking of me. Like, stop.

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I'm going to miss you one more minute.

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I'm going to miss you one more day.

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For a couple weeks now, I've been
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And then I found this.

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I'm very particular about where I live.

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Put the sofa, like, against the wall.
You got any of it right now? That's in

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bedroom. I never let go of my standard.

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The other box can just be in the living
room. I need sky blue walls. I need

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hardwood floors. I need crown molding.
Doesn't it look so good, though?

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I need a lot of closet space.

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I haven't seen you in a really long
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feel like I got my mojo back.

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Hi. Hi.

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Oh, this is so sweet.

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Yellow flowers mean friendship is a new
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Okay.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Just walk around it because I don't want
you to get... I know.

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For the first time in a long time, I
feel like I have my best friend back,

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it feels really good.

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So fun.

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I know.

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Having your own place. I haven't lived
alone since... Since before Jack, so

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basically forever ago. Most of my
boyfriends were like... Not... Not...

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Very capable of like being handy.

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You put it in the frame, I'll hang it.
Are you a... Complete moron. How do you

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not know how to put things in a frame? I
mean, don't you have to lay it flat

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first for a couple days and put book
tags? I'm just going to end up hanging

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anyway. I don't even know why I asked
you to come over. I'll hang it. Because

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end up doing everything always.

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I did everything.

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And I like doing everything.

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I can't take this anymore.

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I can't either.

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I can't escape you.

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This is a relationship.

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It's 50 -50.

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I've got to get something out of it,
too.

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What does that mean that you're supposed
to get something out of it? Like, you

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don't think you're getting anything out
of being in a relationship with me? You

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think that me leaving my family, living
in a studio apartment to be with you,

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working at Hooters, you wanted all this.
You asked for all this. That's what you

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wanted. I just hate when you are in a
bad mood and stuff and you take it out

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me. My God, you're making this about
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I'm not.

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Sitting in that jail cell when I went to
jail.

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It was the most at peace I was with
myself for a long time. It was actually

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peace and quiet where I could actually
think.

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Because my mind is like this all the
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My mind is finally like slowing down a
little bit and digesting this whole

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summer of all the stupid petty shit
that's going on.

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Honestly, God, please keep the jail door
shut. I'll stay in here.

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Do we need a few minutes with the menu?

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Hi, guys. How are you?

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Good. How are you?

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What's up?

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What's up, dude? How are you, man? Good.

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Do you want to do a Metropolitan?

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I haven't drank for two weeks now, bruv.

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Yeah? Been around, yeah.

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How you doing?

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Been texting Kristen lately. I mean,
like... Oh, man. What?

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I know, dude. It's been weird.

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We went out to dinner the other night.

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Recently, Kristen and I went out, sparks
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You know I love you, right?

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But another part of me really still
likes Lala.

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So really it's just about what door's
going to open up the widest. And I'm

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going to walk right through that one.

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Back to bussing. Bye. Bye.

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Do you have like a safety pin or
anything in your purse?

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The thing is literally hanging on by the
thread. Yeah, I know, right?

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I'm actually really worried about
tomorrow.

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Engagement party? Yeah.

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I'm definitely going to need a lot of...

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liquid courage i am absolutely shocked
that katie would extend the invite in

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friendship there have been no ups and
downs just down katie on the other hand

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don't like it oh ring my heart you're
taking your top off in front of my

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vulgar me i will be having a party that
I obviously don't want you to attend.

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I have the worst anxiety. What do I do
with my hair? What do I wear? What do I,

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like, I have no idea. Well, the theme is
lace and linen.

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So just for, like, a mom and a grandma
meeting you for the first time. Okay.

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I'm actually more worried about Ariana
being there.

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It's really unfortunate the place Ariana
and I are in right now. I just don't

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even know if this friendship can be
salvaged. It's exhausting. I just need

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focus on...

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My own life, my own relationship. Well,
I'm going to need you, so, girl, you've

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got to pull it together.

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And then, like, the whole Kristen, James
thing, he tells me that she called me a

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ratchet whore.

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Do you think it was easy for me to see
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off?

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Ratchet, yeah.

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Whore. I don't know about that.

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The thing about him is, though, is it's
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him. She has nothing to do with me and
James, so I'm going to let Kristen be

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cracky and...

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Just focus on what James and I have.

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Thanks, babe. You're welcome. And I
don't even look ratchet. I don't look

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ratchet whore. Your dress doesn't.

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Sorry, dude. What's up, man? Hey, what's
going on? So I take it you don't have

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to do any time, right?

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No time.

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All good?

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All good.

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We got off really lucky. I know.

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I've known Jack for a long time, and he
stole him from me. He slept with my

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girlfriend. Spread.

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Horrible rumors about me. And if I never
saw that guy again, I'd probably miss

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that act.

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Jax is probably going to be around for
the rest of my life.

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I'm like a cat with nine lives, you
know? I'm like, I think that was my last

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life.

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Hello.

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Hi, Lisa. How are you?

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Hey.

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Oh, Mr.

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Taley, your bus.

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What happened? Did you beg for
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They don't have time for people like me.
They got criminal cases. I was in a

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court where people were doing some
serious shit. They were like, we get it,

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yada, yada, you're sorry, fine, move on.

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Yeah, but don't minimize it. No, no, no.

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You're minimizing everything.

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I wanted to say I'm sorry, but he didn't
have time to listen to my spiel. You

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still need to compute.

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I am.

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I'm telling you what. Do you want to
argue with me or do you want to listen

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what I'm saying?

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I'm not your 21 -year -old son.

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Don't verbally abuse me.

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You seem a little aggressive right now.
I'm not aggressive. I'm just tired.

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I haven't slept yet. I don't give a damn
whether you're tired. I don't give a

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damn whether you fly half the way around
the world to go to court. You want to

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know why I'm aggressive? That's why.

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Although Jax is getting older, he's not
actually growing up. To be accountable,

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that's the only way you can learn from
the situation.

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Get out of my face.

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What do you mean, get out of my face?
Get out of my face now.

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Go. Go.

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Go.

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Stephen, can I have a glass of rosé,
please? Absolutely.

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Coming up. Uh -oh. I see trouble.

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What if she throws us off her mountain?
Stop talking.

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What's up, guys?

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Hi. Lots and lots of stuff. Got booze,
man.

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Holy shit.

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So many details.

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Chairs, flowers, tablecloths.

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It's so hot.

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It is maybe 500 degrees outside.

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I think I might die.

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Hey, you guys.

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Hi. Hi.

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It's so hot.

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Where are your umbrellas and things?

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I didn't think of umbrellas. Well, you
need umbrellas down here. Do you want to

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borrow some of my umbrellas up there? If
it's not too much trouble.

239
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Well, it's all too much trouble. I mean,
you know. Where's your help?

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This is our help. This is the help.

241
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How do you pull this thing out? You
pinch.

242
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I'm scared.

243
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Don't be a pussy. Just do it.

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We made the centerpieces from scratch.

245
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That looks very sweet.

246
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I'm very proud of it. I got it now.

247
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It's so heavy.

248
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I'm scorching.

249
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Are you getting ready out there?

250
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,470
No, I got to charge these microphones
for tonight.

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Following Tom and Katie's engagement
party, there will be an after party at

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where I'm going to be performing
Touching Public for the first time. I'm

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nervous.

254
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I guess eventually I have to talk to
Sheena, which is going to be so much

255
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can't wait.

256
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I'm just really tired of this pageant
queen persona.

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This I'm sassy and you and I'm... I
don't know that person, and that's not

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person I became friends with.

259
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This is going on for long enough, and
today's the day that this just needs to

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end. One way or another.

261
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Exactly.

262
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Maybe it would be the best option if you
and I came kind of fashionably late.

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I'm just, like, antsy about Lisa.

264
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Is there a possibility Lisa's going to
be like, you're not allowed here, you're

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not welcome in my home?

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I'm aware that that's a possibility, but
that's why I'm scared right now.

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I'm usually not welcome in a lot of
places.

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That would just be very weird.

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Welcome to my team.

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The only thing that I have holding me
back right now is that I have self

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-respect and dignity.

272
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Thank God for Kristen, who is unburdened
by those anchors.

273
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I don't even know who's all going.

274
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,040
I mean, obviously, like, Sheena,
Brittany, like, Jax, everyone.

275
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We're fine with, right?

276
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You can talk to Jax, you know?

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00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,350
I don't know. I don't know what I would
say. I just... Do you think you're going

278
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to actually, like, have a conversation
with him? Are you going to, like,

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converse?

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It's just very strange.

281
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Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's
just, yeah.

282
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When's the last time you even talked to
Saucy?

283
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Uh, oof.

284
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,750
I mean, you guys dated so long ago, so.

285
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,930
I don't even know the girl anymore. I've
had three girlfriends since then.

286
00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:13,930
Talking to Saucy shouldn't be weird.
We're both in total different places

287
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But there's a little bit of nervousness,
maybe a little anxiety.

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Whatever happened, it happened. We've
moved on. We have different

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And I hope you're happy. That's it.

290
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,300
Has James been texting you? Yeah.

291
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,360
James says he wants to be back together
with me.

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He said he missed me and he loves me.
Well, I miss him and love me too.

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I just want the best for him. I want him
to turn his life around. I want him

294
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,150
getting fired from Pump to turn into a
positive thing.

295
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:43,750
I know that I'm not responsible for,
like, James's, like, change, but if I

296
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aid in making him feel a little bit
good. You have no loyalty to James right

297
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:55,150
now. This is his last chance. Like, if
he fucks me over again, James, like,

298
00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,150
okay.

299
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320
Man, you guys look amazing.

300
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,580
Hi. Hey, good to see you guys.

301
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:11,639
What's going on?

302
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,000
An engagement party is a family affair,
so we got Tom's mom.

303
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,260
This is beautiful.

304
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,320
I also have my mom and my grandmother.

305
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,640
Let's get a drink.

306
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,500
I'm really excited to have my brothers
come into town. I don't get to see them

307
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:30,810
enough. My parents separated a few years
ago, so my dad could not take time off

308
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:34,050
to come to our engagement party. He
works as a lift engineer in Utah.

309
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,350
This just means he will definitely be at
the wedding.

310
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:37,890
This is my gorgeous little mom.

311
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:41,390
Hello. Nice to meet you. Very lovely.
Very sweet.

312
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,050
Having my mom here means so much.

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00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:49,130
I wish my younger triplet brothers could
have been here, but they live all the

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way over in Jacksonville, Florida.

315
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,910
My dad was a detective in the
Minneapolis Police Department for over

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My dad couldn't make it, and I totally
understand he has a fear of flying. I

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00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,560
wish he could be here with us because I
love him a lot.

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00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,680
Bring it in. You're handsome.

319
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,099
How you doing?

320
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480
Hey.

321
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,359
Nice to see you too.

322
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:16,440
Before I left the house this morning, I
had approximately 14 mimosas, maybe a

323
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,140
few shots of vodka after that.

324
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Hi there.

325
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,859
Hi. Why do we have the same hair? You
guys, I just said that. I'm like, I

326
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:27,060
haven't worn my hair like this. I'm glad
we have the same thing.

327
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,900
I love.

328
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,480
So funny.

329
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,040
That's so funny.

330
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,800
Who likes some rosé?

331
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,860
I think we should be celebrating.

332
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,540
We are having such a wonderful time.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

333
00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:49,530
So what about your wonderful grandson
-in -law, right?

334
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:52,910
And, you know, they say watch how a man
treats his mother.

335
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,810
I always agree with that.

336
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:58,290
You see how he treats her, and it's
wonderful.

337
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:02,150
He's like that. He used to be like that
with his mother. That's a very good

338
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,430
indication of how he feels about women.

339
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,310
Yeah, I'll just sneak in here.

340
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,670
Oh, my God.

341
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,240
It's really, really good. It's amazing.

342
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,340
Oh, James has a hard time getting it in
the hole.

343
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,520
I'm over it. You're telling me, girl.

344
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,820
A year ago, Ariana and I would have been
joined at the hip at a party like this.

345
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:37,120
And now I feel like there's a VIP table
at this party for two.

346
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:41,260
Whatever. I'm over it. I'm going to
pretend they're not really here.

347
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,080
Never get over how nice this place is.

348
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:58,320
What if she throws us off her mountain?

349
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:03,260
Stop talking. I need you to stop
talking. I so admire Kristen's bravery

350
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,380
comes to crashing events.

351
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,640
I'm scared.

352
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,040
Somewhere along the line, she had a
shamectomy. That part of her has just

353
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,060
like, amputated.

354
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,520
Uh -oh. I see trouble.

355
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,140
God.

356
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:29,240
Coming up. Tristan, I'm the one person,
babe,

357
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,220
you don't want to go their way. I'm
really scared.

358
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:45,100
We're good, right? Uh -oh.

359
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,140
God.

360
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,940
Oh,

361
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280
my God.

362
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,120
You look so pretty.

363
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,220
I'm so happy I'm here.

364
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:09,760
This party is a very big moment for me,
and I want the people closest.

365
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,610
to me to be here, regardless of what
we've been through.

366
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,390
I'm so glad that we're here.

367
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:15,910
Oh, my God.

368
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,470
Hi. You guys match.

369
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,130
I can't believe they're actually here.

370
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,130
That just took major balls.

371
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,770
Guys, I'm supposed to be here.

372
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,970
I mean, I don't mind that you guys are
here, but Lisa's going to get pissed.

373
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:31,750
This puts me in an uncomfortable spot
with Lisa, and, you know, I'm hashtag

374
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,750
Lisa, ride or die.

375
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,089
Hi, Lisa.

376
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:34,909
Hi, Lisa.

377
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,030
Oh, God, no.

378
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,340
It's been a really beautiful, beautiful
afternoon.

379
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,720
Don't f*** it up. This is the one thing
we're not f***ing up.

380
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,920
Well, what... What do I actually need to
keep these two out?

381
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,280
Clearly, just two gates isn't enough.

382
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,900
Well, do whatever you want.

383
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,960
Britt!

384
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,420
I love it. Come here.

385
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,140
I want you to meet... Hi!

386
00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:10,990
Nothing but really nice things about
you, and I've always said that I think

387
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,570
has the best taste in girlfriends.

388
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,130
Yeah. Yes.

389
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:17,290
I love Rachel. I like Carmen. I like
myself.

390
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:20,850
I know I'm a little drunk, but I just
realized that my current girlfriend

391
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,570
to my ex -girlfriend. Well, nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you as well.

392
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:30,710
I see, like, zero similarities between
me and Brittany. She seems so nice. I

393
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,490
don't want Jack to taint her.

394
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,090
I'm trying to think of, like, what
advice could I possibly give?

395
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,530
Go get all the passwords for everything.

396
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:38,770
Oh, I already have them.

397
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,630
Hello.

398
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:51,650
How are you?

399
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,530
I'm doing really great, actually. I have
something to show you.

400
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,750
What?

401
00:21:56,310 --> 00:22:00,630
I honestly care about this so much,
Lisa. This has honestly been my life

402
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:04,730
Not only did Lisa fire me, but she also
said the Pump album is off.

403
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,440
I carried on working on it, and now I've
got a finished product.

404
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:12,340
Kristen's here, we're doing a little
better. Honestly, everything is just

405
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,820
a lot better to me right now.

406
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,080
I'm proud of you for actually having a
different attitude.

407
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:22,500
James has got everything at his
fingertips, but alcohol could make all

408
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,880
away. If you're going to drink, you're
going to fail.

409
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:28,000
I'm proud of you for doing better. Thank
you so much. I'm so happy.

410
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,800
One shot!

411
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
Yay!

412
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,620
Hi, how are you? Can I have a hug?

413
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,220
Are we British?

414
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,140
Are we British now? Why do we double
kiss?

415
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,200
You look gorgeous though, can I say that
for her?

416
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:50,520
You look very pretty. You look like an
angel.

417
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:51,860
You too.

418
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:59,120
Everything about Kristen pisses me off.
I hate her hair, her outfit,

419
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,420
I hate her shoes.

420
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,340
I just don't think she's a good person.

421
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,600
Look.

422
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
Give it to me.

423
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,880
Say it in my accent.

424
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:17,340
Pump Sessions is a compilation of music
written and produced by James Kennedy.

425
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:22,000
The James that I fell in love with and
that I slept with the other night,

426
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
the good side of James.

427
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:27,920
If he can learn how to overcome being
his own worst enemy, he'll go places.

428
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,680
Legit mother...

429
00:23:41,239 --> 00:23:45,420
Jux is behind me. I know he's behind me.
I can feel that he's behind me.

430
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,180
Not here. Not right now.

431
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:49,940
Okay.

432
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Hello.

433
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:54,400
I just want to say a couple of words.

434
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,560
I have known you, Katie, for many years.

435
00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:03,720
and I couldn't be happier for you. As I
look around, I'm surprised to see some

436
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,720
of you here.

437
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:10,180
But I know so many of you here are so
important in Katie and Tom's life.

438
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:15,660
So I bless you both. Thank you, Lisa.
And if there's anybody here who wants to

439
00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:22,540
say anything... Please

440
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:23,540
don't, Kristen.

441
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,280
Okay, let me say...

442
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,160
anything. Now's our chance.

443
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,040
Hi, guys.

444
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:42,160
I'm going to give myself a little bit of
credit because when little T -Schwa got

445
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:49,160
out of his Honda Civic coming from
Florida off of Craigslist to stand in

446
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:54,560
ball's house, it was the humor. It was
the love of music. It was his

447
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,480
Kristen is not only making a speech, but
making the longest speech ever.

448
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,680
Corky knows humor.

449
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:06,800
It was his good looks. It just shows how
much she lacks self -awareness still.

450
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:11,100
That's literally what it was. Like, I'm
sorry. I played Cupid. Can we wrap it

451
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,480
up? What the fuck are you talking about?

452
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,360
I just said what everyone else was
thinking.

453
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,680
Don't say wrap it up.

454
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:24,400
Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up. Can
you guys please, can I, I'm sorry. I

455
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,560
don't care if any of you have a problem
with them.

456
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:27,960
I want to hear what they have to say.

457
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,800
Don't be rude right now.

458
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,320
If you're being rude, you know the way
you came in. You can go out. Bye.

459
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,780
Lala, you know that you were the very
last invitation.

460
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,240
What the f*** do you think you're doing?

461
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,520
Lala needs to take her drunk, skank
-ass, shih tzu -looking hair home.

462
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,680
Anyways, you guys, thank you. Let's go
to Sir and let's do some s***.

463
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,230
somewhere else.

464
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,850
Time to party. Hey, don't tempt me
tonight, boy.

465
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,730
I think you've already been tempted. I
think you've already bought three sheets

466
00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:36,690
for the win right now. No, three joints.
They're all the same thing. Is it?

467
00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:37,649
Oh, yeah.

468
00:26:37,650 --> 00:26:38,850
No, alcohol's like the opposite.

469
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,510
Can I talk to you for a second?

470
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:44,730
Sure.

471
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,580
I'm just trying to figure out if you
even want to be friends anymore.

472
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,840
It depends.

473
00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:05,860
On what?

474
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:09,480
Sheena, you've been going behind my back
and, like, talking shit about me and

475
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,480
talking shit about Tom.

476
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,080
I don't feel like that.

477
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:15,500
She's Debbie Downer the whole time. This
is going to ruin everyone else's mood.

478
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:18,200
She's doing her sarcastic thing. Okay,
bitchy Barbie.

479
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,480
Bitch about everything we do.

480
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,460
You just dismissed my opinion like it's
completely invalid.

481
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,600
Do you know what that feels like? It
feels like sh...

482
00:27:28,110 --> 00:27:30,910
You have a need and a desire to be
popular and to be friends with

483
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:38,789
Vodka soda?

484
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:39,790
Three vodkas.

485
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:40,990
Katie, can you order a fourth one?

486
00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:42,270
Four vodkas.

487
00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:43,310
Sorry.

488
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:48,670
Kristen and Katie, I'm sorry. First of
all, I feel uncomfortable the whole time

489
00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:49,669
I'm with them.

490
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,430
And I just can't do it anymore.

491
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:56,570
I can't help but go back to, like, how I
was this happy last year.

492
00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:58,070
No, I'm not.

493
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,630
I just feel so, so sad.

494
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,870
I've been worried about you. I've been
worried about Shay.

495
00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:08,450
I love so many things about her.

496
00:28:08,650 --> 00:28:09,810
She's very straightforward.

497
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:12,850
She tells it like it is, and I miss
that.

498
00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:16,930
I hate crying, and I do it way too much,
and that's why I get so much Botox.

499
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,830
I really apologize.

500
00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:22,830
This is the real Sheena.

501
00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,430
Not all that other shit that she was
doing before.

502
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,680
Feels like we can salvage this
friendship.

503
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,960
Sorry, I pulled your dress off.

504
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,500
Or maybe I'm not sorry I pulled your
dress off.

505
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:48,040
He knows

506
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:54,680
exactly what he's doing by giving Lala
all this attention.

507
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,180
while I'm standing right in there.

508
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,640
I'm sorry. It's like a walking up to
you.

509
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,320
Will you stop? Will you stop being mean?
Kristen.

510
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:09,740
Kristen. Can you shut up finally?

511
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,360
Can you shut up finally?

512
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,660
Like, can you just leave?

513
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:19,000
I'm the one person, babe, you don't want
to go there with. I'm really scared.

514
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:21,660
Don't cross me, bitch.

515
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,860
Sit the f*** down.

516
00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,170
Sit the f*** down.

517
00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:31,530
Coming up. You want to go? Don't cross
me in front of Lisa. I'll f***ing drop

518
00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:32,730
you. You're a good boy, old man.

519
00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:41,890
I'm the one person, babe, you don't want
to f***ing go their way. I'm really

520
00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:44,070
scared. Sit the f*** down.

521
00:29:44,810 --> 00:29:48,410
Sit the f*** down. All right, all right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

522
00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:50,090
We're not doing that. We're not doing
that.

523
00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:54,270
Enough is enough. That was... That was
really low life. Thrash it.

524
00:29:55,370 --> 00:30:00,170
Lala was so afraid she wouldn't be,
like, accepted into this group, but it

525
00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:01,310
out her fears were justified.

526
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,090
What the f*** are you thinking?

527
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,810
You're better than that. I'm better than
that.

528
00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:11,170
Lala's lucky that she's caught me in
this very zen, grown -up place in my

529
00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:14,450
Lala, I'm gonna be straight up with you.
This is a moment where you need to

530
00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:18,030
just, like, own it and be like, I f***ed
up. I'm so sick of walking up to

531
00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:19,330
f***ing people and being like...

532
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,610
I apologize.

533
00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:23,570
This is who I am. If you want to be my
friend, you can be my friend. If you

534
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,910
don't want to be my friend, then you can
blow me.

535
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:39,090
Hey, you guys, do you want to hear a
really cool song? Yeah, we have to go

536
00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:40,090
there.

537
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:47,230
I'm really nervous about this
performance in front of all my friends.

538
00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:49,170
That's the toughest crowd out there.

539
00:30:50,990 --> 00:30:52,610
Wait, am I doing good as Gold?

540
00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:54,550
No, we need a bar top.

541
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:01,490
I

542
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:13,890
can't

543
00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:14,709
believe this.

544
00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:17,150
James said he wanted to get back
together with me.

545
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,560
And I believed him. But now I know.

546
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:24,120
James and Lala are on Match Made in
F***ing Heaven.

547
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,920
Oh my God, it's my worst nightmare to be
sitting next to you two.

548
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,260
Is this like a comedy act?

549
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,920
I don't know.

550
00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:58,800
All

551
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:09,000
right,

552
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:12,860
I'll admit it. It's a fun song. All that
time and all that money, it wasn't that

553
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:13,860
wasted.

554
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,760
I mean, you're probably not going to see
it back.

555
00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:26,060
That was amazing.

556
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:27,740
That was amazing.

557
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,320
One, two, three.

558
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,600
You're going to send it to me.

559
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:41,060
I'm going to keep Papa Bear. That's Papa
Bear.

560
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,699
Are you drinking?

561
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,220
No. Why does everyone think I'm drunk?

562
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:51,380
I ate four brownies earlier and I smoked
two joints before I got here.

563
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,980
If you want the truth, I'm very stoned
and I feel like I'm in space right now

564
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,580
and I honestly feel like I'm not even
here.

565
00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:58,580
I'm on a space level.

566
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,820
James is one of the only people I know
that actually wants to celebrate his

567
00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:04,460
sobriety by getting wasted.

568
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,220
He's lying and saying that he's sober.

569
00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,640
No, I'm not sober. I drank... Alright,
you know what?

570
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,820
Listen to you. You're wasted.

571
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,860
Christina, you gotta shut your fucking
mouth.

572
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,640
Dumbass. Do not talk to me that way.
Shut your fucking mouth. You're unreal,

573
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:18,820
dude. No.

574
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,920
Okay, bye.

575
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,680
You cannot talk to women like that.

576
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,600
He's just this 23 -year -old kid. He
feels like he can talk to women however

577
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,020
wants. And that's just not acceptable.

578
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,740
You don't speak like that in front of
women. What did you say again?

579
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
You're clearly not sober.

580
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,420
Stoned. Whatever.

581
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,259
Who cares?

582
00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,380
What are you doing right now?

583
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:41,990
You want to go stand by the bar like
that? I'm still standing here like a

584
00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:43,630
I'm sitting right here. Come on in.

585
00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:44,969
Stop, dude.

586
00:33:44,970 --> 00:33:45,970
Chill. What?

587
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:49,610
I'm actually having the best time ever
because I can say whatever the f*** I

588
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,630
want to Jax right now and the big dummy
can't do anything because he's on

589
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:57,070
probation. Just calm it down a little
bit. Stop telling me to calm down. All

590
00:33:57,070 --> 00:34:00,770
right. Okay. When you're the one that
got a felony this summer, not me.

591
00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:04,310
What do you mean? I was just talking the
truth.

592
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:08,460
Dude, he's not talking s***. Oh, he is.
Oh, yes, he is. He's not. Oh, yes, he

593
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:09,460
is. Oh, he's not, dude.

594
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,498
Yo.

595
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,500
No. Yeah, stop.

596
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,800
I told you, James. I said this wasn't
going to happen. All I said. No, no, no,

597
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,800
stop.

598
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,620
Stop. What's going to happen? It's so
inappropriate.

599
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,000
You're disrespectful to women. You can't
talk to women like that. Stop saying

600
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,159
I'm disrespectful to women when you've
fucked over 100 girls.

601
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,760
James, come on, dude.

602
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,040
I give up. Bye.

603
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:33,770
Shut up, or I'm going to drop my fucking
fist in your fucking face. You think

604
00:34:33,770 --> 00:34:37,489
I'm fucking scared of Jack? You fucking
think I can take Jack? I'm this close.

605
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:41,030
I'm going to hit him. Go on, then. Hit
me. Hey, hey, hey. Take a seat. You

606
00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:44,130
crossed the line. Did I? Cross the line
with me if you have anything.

607
00:34:44,389 --> 00:34:47,550
You're about 150 pounds soaking wet.
Please let me put my fist in your face.

608
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:48,929
Don't cross me in front of Lisa.

609
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:53,130
Don't cross me? You want to go? You're a
good boy, old man. I'm about 200 pounds

610
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,730
heavier than you. I'll fucking drop you.

611
00:34:57,450 --> 00:34:58,428
Coming up.

612
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:03,270
Hello. You know, I'll always care about
you. Always. I did not expect that.

613
00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:12,190
You crossed the line. Did I? Cross the
line with me if you have anything.

614
00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:15,530
You're about 150 pounds soaking wet.
Please let me put my fist in your face.

615
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:18,570
Don't cross me in front of Lisa. You
want to go? You know what? At the end of

616
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:22,430
the day, I'm about 200 pounds heavier
than you. I'll drop you. All right,

617
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:25,430
someone's had a thank you minute. I will
drop your face like a...

618
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:27,939
Sailor outfit.

619
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,380
Stop. Baby, stop.

620
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,620
Take a seat.

621
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,320
Make your arm probation, please.

622
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,880
You cannot get in trouble. We can't do
any of that.

623
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:39,380
I'm not the type of guy that sits around
and has a verbal debate.

624
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:44,400
I saw things using my fist. And it's
definitely not a good thing for a guy on

625
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,700
probation. I'm leaving.

626
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,620
I'm going to take myself out of the
situation.

627
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,880
Later.

628
00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:55,840
Hey, Kristen.

629
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:57,380
All right, take care.

630
00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:58,980
I'll text you tomorrow, all right?

631
00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:02,240
I feel like I just got an STD on my
face.

632
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,120
Oh, yeah, you're right, babe.

633
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:10,080
You can't always get what you want, but
then there's this case where you get

634
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,080
exactly what you want.

635
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:14,420
Kristen and I are pretty good right now.
Lala and I are even better.

636
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,860
So I'm going to go for the golden
ticket.

637
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,880
Lala. Let's see what happens.

638
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,340
Don't let them annoy you, yeah?

639
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:26,740
No, I'm over it.

640
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:31,760
Jesus, I didn't expect any of this. What
am I supposed to do? You created it,

641
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,799
darling.

642
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,200
I have to say, out of all the people
here that have worked for me, I've never

643
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,760
met two people that are more perfectly
suited than you and Stiles.

644
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,100
I will always have a soft spot for her.

645
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,820
I always will.

646
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,940
Oh, so there's still an opening, is
there?

647
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:55,500
Did you think that Lisa was going to be
like, you're not welcomed here? Yeah. So

648
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,020
when I walked in Lisa's house, it was
nice. Hi.

649
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,700
Hello.

650
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,160
Hi. Hey, girl.

651
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,420
Cheers you, but I'm going to have a
drink.

652
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,520
Do you want a drink? I would love one.

653
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:09,439
Okay, okay.

654
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Thank you.

655
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:12,780
Is that water?

656
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,180
This is water. It's getting late. Yeah.

657
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:17,700
How are you?

658
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:19,240
I'm good. I'm okay.

659
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,020
How are you?

660
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:22,249
I'm good.

661
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:25,050
This has been a little bit crazy of a
night, huh? Kind of like the old days.

662
00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:29,370
You were my last, like, really healthy
relationship.

663
00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:31,070
Did you just use the word healthy?

664
00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:33,710
In the beginning, it was great. I
thought the beginning was good.

665
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:34,828
I agree.

666
00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:39,010
Looking at him, I see, like, all of
these different versions of myself.

667
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:40,470
Hey!

668
00:37:40,570 --> 00:37:44,930
There was a time in my life where I was
madly in love with Jax. Amazing,

669
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,270
amazing, you're a nice couple.

670
00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:49,150
We've been through so much. I think
you're lying.

671
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,300
wrong? I did go to Vegas and had
relations with somebody else.

672
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,660
My whole family is upset with what
you've done.

673
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:59,320
You're absolute shit. What the hell was
I thinking?

674
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,840
Maybe it's time to make things right.

675
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,820
I hope I don't sound delusional saying
that.

676
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:10,220
You know, I'll always care about you. If
you needed something tomorrow and you

677
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:13,460
were like, I don't have nobody else to
ask, I would be there. I would always be

678
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,460
there.

679
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,040
Always.

680
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:19,700
I actually did not expect that.

681
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:21,980
Jackson's lost here over there talking.

682
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:29,900
I'm actually, like, I can't actually
even believe I'm being, like, really...

683
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,000
going to be open with you and vulnerable
with you.

684
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,380
Okay.

685
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,760
There's something to be said about
history with people.

686
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,900
We started this group together.

687
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:43,680
We did start this group together. And I
wouldn't have any of this if it wasn't

688
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,299
for you.

689
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:48,060
I mean, yeah, we had a lot of ups and
downs, but I've learned a lot from that

690
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,160
relationship. I hope so.

691
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:54,490
That one year of trying to, like, come
back and forth with you was brutal for

692
00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:58,790
me. Why can't you just give me a chance?
God, I fucking love you for fakes to

693
00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:01,770
put your name on my fucking arm. Don't
ever tell me that I have to forgive and

694
00:39:01,770 --> 00:39:04,690
forget, and don't ever tell me that I
should be over it by now. I can't go

695
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:05,690
through this again.

696
00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:07,170
I was heartbroken.

697
00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:12,410
But, like, you cheated the whole time,
so... The whole time?

698
00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:13,990
No. Most of it.

699
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:16,890
Listen, you were cheating to me, too.

700
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:18,670
You were brutal.

701
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,670
It was torture at the end.

702
00:39:21,590 --> 00:39:23,550
You f***ed me over a million times.

703
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:25,350
Kristen had f***ed me over.

704
00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:30,910
The problem I had was that you came back
after you disregarded everybody.

705
00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:36,650
My main thing was Katie and Schwartz.
But you're kind of disrupting a whole

706
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,710
group here. How am I disrupting things?
I wouldn't show up to someone's house if

707
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,070
I wasn't invited to.

708
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:45,180
Been one of my best friends. I
understand that. What are your motives?

709
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,880
you back all of a sudden? Are you not
paying attention to what I'm saying?

710
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,820
attacking me before I even talk. Oh, my
God. Jack. You had an ulterior motive.

711
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,980
Then be honest. I want you to just say
whatever the f*** you think. I think

712
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:56,260
things didn't work out with your
boyfriend.

713
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,560
You were like, shh.

714
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:58,720
I lost all my friends.

715
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,520
I need to, like, fall back in.

716
00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:14,510
Be honest. I want you to just say
whatever the f*** you think. I think

717
00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:15,510
didn't work out with your boyfriend.

718
00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,890
You were like, shh, I lost all my
friends.

719
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,670
I need to, like, crawl back in.

720
00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:29,570
I'm not here to hurt you or be upset
with you. I'm not. There's no reason for

721
00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:34,610
that. You know, I've gone through a
couple bumps in the road, but I finally

722
00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:35,610
found a great girl.

723
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,330
I really like Brittany.

724
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:40,330
I really want you to know.

725
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:48,800
I hate to say it, but

726
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,960
Stassi's probably right. I probably have
been treating Brittany unfairly when

727
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,340
she actually was there for me.

728
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,840
I just hope we can get to a point to
where we're in the same room. We can

729
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,100
say, hey, what's going on? How are you?

730
00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:00,380
It's been three and a half years.

731
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,000
I think we should be cordial.

732
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,000
Okay. Okay?

733
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,640
So are we good?

734
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:09,100
It's not 2011 anymore.

735
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,360
Maybe enough time has passed that we can
be cool together.

736
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760
Cheers.

737
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:27,040
Let me go. I want to go home.

738
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,580
Go home?

739
00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:30,700
Yeah, let's go home.

740
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:33,180
I love you.

741
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:35,620
I'm going to go home with Brittany to
our studio apartment.

742
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I want to try out those boobs.

743
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,320
We're going to be okay.

744
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,570
I'm glad you guys came.

745
00:41:43,890 --> 00:41:49,370
I feel like such a weirdo for saying
this right now, but I don't just want to

746
00:41:49,370 --> 00:41:50,930
there for your engagement party.

747
00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:53,730
I will be honest, I don't know how ready
I am.

748
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:59,910
That's not to say we can't be friends
again, but I'm just saying I can't be

749
00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,350
friend I was to you then.

750
00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:06,510
I used to get hurt a lot because I was
just too trusting of people.

751
00:42:06,850 --> 00:42:10,550
I'm so excited to be able to hang out
with you because I know that it's going

752
00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:11,550
take a while.

753
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:15,430
Lisa told me to stay on my ground but
keep my heart open, and I finally feel

754
00:42:15,430 --> 00:42:17,910
strong enough to be able to do both of
those things.

755
00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:20,550
I applaud your dress choice.

756
00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:21,950
Really? Yes.

757
00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:24,070
Do you know what it was for me to choose
something?

758
00:42:25,430 --> 00:42:26,430
One more time.

759
00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:27,550
Thank you.

760
00:42:27,610 --> 00:42:30,110
All right. Bye, Donnie. Bye. Thank you.
Bye.

761
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:34,710
The only thing left to do now is just go
home and have sex with my hot fiance.

762
00:42:35,070 --> 00:42:36,950
As long as she's not tired.

763
00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,050
Let's see how we feel when we get in
there.

764
00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:40,970
Maybe order pizza or something.

765
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:43,470
I miss Gordo so much. I miss Gordo.

766
00:42:44,350 --> 00:42:46,090
Anyway, should we go home? I'm
exhausted.

767
00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:50,630
This year has been a huge learning curve
for these kids.

768
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:53,790
Some have really made some important
steps.

769
00:42:54,230 --> 00:42:56,990
Some of them have gone through some
pretty dark days.

770
00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,790
Some have learned lessons from their
experiences.

771
00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:02,730
Unfortunately, I think there are some
that will never learn.

772
00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:04,110
Come on, my love.

773
00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:07,250
I always say, the more things change.

774
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,180
More things stay the same.

775
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:15,940
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